Unfiltered Blonde: A Review

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something wicked this way comes…

Did you guys know that former RHOBH housewife Brandi Glanville is a vino-enthusiast?  If you’ve ever looked at any of her social media accounts, you would probably glean that she’s been swilling something alcoholic recently.

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Made in Reality: Part One

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this is so photoshopped it hurts. image source: goodreads.com

Guys, are you ready to feel old af?  The Hills came out TEN YEARS AGO.

TEN.  Holy shit.  I still think it’s 2009 most days, so this is very shocking to me.  In honor of a decade of blonde women looking wistfully at the ocean from brunch restaurants, I decided to take a Bravo break and head for The Hills…

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Love Italian Style: Part One

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gee, this sounds… I… what? image source: amazon.com

I should’ve known what I was in for when one of the Amazon reviews of this book was “I thought this was a transcript from a domestic abuse trial.”  What did I expect from Melissa Gorga, RHONJ’s bargain-basement (and sister-in-law of) Teresa Giudice?

FIRST OF ALL, I got the audiobook because these women are hilarious to listen to (even though I got pretty BADLY burned by Teresa’s “performance” of Turning the Tables). Guess what?  Melissa doesn’t even EFFING READ THIS HERSELF.

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Gretchen Rossi’s… Website

 

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in heaven, there is no beaute. image source: bornefair.wordpress.com

YOU GUYS.  I am still hard at work on finishing Strong Looks Better Naked, if only so I can understand what that title effing means, but while casually perusing the web for additional Real Housewives products, I decided to take a gander at former OC housewife Gretchen Rossi’s website.  Under her label (?) Gretchen Christine, she sells basically everything you never wanted.

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