something wicked this way comes…
Did you guys know that former RHOBH housewife Brandi Glanville is a vino-enthusiast? If you’ve ever looked at any of her social media accounts, you would probably glean that she’s been swilling something alcoholic recently.
this is so photoshopped it hurts. image source: goodreads.com
Guys, are you ready to feel old af? The Hills came out TEN YEARS AGO.
TEN. Holy shit. I still think it’s 2009 most days, so this is very shocking to me. In honor of a decade of blonde women looking wistfully at the ocean from brunch restaurants, I decided to take a Bravo break and head for The Hills…
fixed that for you. image soruce: amazon.com & mybrain.org
Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Yep, we’re still here.
gee, this sounds… I… what? image source: amazon.com
I should’ve known what I was in for when one of the Amazon reviews of this book was “I thought this was a transcript from a domestic abuse trial.” What did I expect from Melissa Gorga, RHONJ’s bargain-basement (and sister-in-law of) Teresa Giudice?
FIRST OF ALL, I got the audiobook because these women are hilarious to listen to (even though I got pretty BADLY burned by Teresa’s “performance” of Turning the Tables). Guess what? Melissa doesn’t even EFFING READ THIS HERSELF.
in heaven, there is no beaute. image source: bornefair.wordpress.com
YOU GUYS. I am still hard at work on finishing Strong Looks Better Naked, if only so I can understand what that title effing means, but while casually perusing the web for additional Real Housewives products, I decided to take a gander at former OC housewife Gretchen Rossi’s website. Under her label (?) Gretchen Christine, she sells basically everything you never wanted.
Real Hockwives 