ugh, the last one is twisted. living an #Instagramlife is hard, y’all.
Even after my less-than-stellar experience with Khloe’s kollab (barf) with Kylie’s Cosmetics, I decided I had to try Kim’s new KKW collection (man, in such a politically and ethically turbulent year, all of the K’s really seem to be in poor taste). Kim might not be everyone’s cup (kup? I KAN’T STOP!) of tea, but I think we can mostly agree that her make-up as of late is FLAWLESS. Continue reading
looks so kfancy!
Even though I am technically a millennial, I don’t really “get” Kylie Jenner. Now Khloe, her horrible book notwithstanding (although I am excited for her Revenge Body show on E!), Khloe I can get behind. She is funny as balls and has a ton of personality on Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Kylie, on the other hand, appears to be about as animated and interesting as one of those “real girl” sex dolls come to life. Posing with duckface (that you can’t undo, as you have surgeried yourself into literally a duck) in front of a phone for 10 hours a day while you try on different wigs and shit sounds like the seventh circle of hell. I don’t understand idolizing a rich girl who wears Adidas track pants with more make-up than the entire cast of RuPaul’s drag race, but I never “got” Paris Hilton either, so there you go. I am a curmudgeon. Continue reading
Real Hockwives 