that’s what my brains is made of! image source: giphy.com
Y’all… what can we say about Miss Kelly Killoren Bensimon? I could barely watch her on Real Housewives of NYC due to her INSANE behavior, especially when the group went on the trip to “scary island” and Kelly officially lost her damn mind. She was basically the friendlier, less-plastic-surgeried version of Janice Dickenson on The Surreal Life: beautiful, leathery, and BATSHIT CRAZY.
my child saw this and said “mommy!” I guess I have become a skinny Italian!
Last weekend, on the eve of the glorious return of The Real Housewives of New Jersey (I may or may not have shed real tears when Tre was re-united with her girls. Shut uppppp, I invested a lot of my life into that whole mess), I was slightly overhung.
man. a lotta shit has gone down since this was published.
YOU GUYS, Real Housewives of New Jersey is BACK! To celebrate, I almost re-listened to Turning the Tables, but I would rather set myself on fire than every have to deal with that mess again. SO instead, I decided to do some cooking with everyone’s favorite formerly incarcerated no brain, Teresa Giudice! Salut! Continue reading
missed parts one and two? check ’em out!
pretty please? image source: tamaratattles.com
Like the third installment of a reunion from RHONY, we are almost to the end, y’all. When we left off, Bethenny was telling us to get a life and be a well-rounded person, but on for yo’ mans. Next, she goes through relationship milestones and how to measure where you stand with your guy. Which, again, is one part makes sense to two parts crazy. Which, essentially, is a skinnygirlfriend recipe.
missed part one? check it out here!
just your average girls night out in your 40s! image source: perezhilton.com
SO where were we? Ah yes, Bethenny was telling us to keep our emotions in check and act calm and rational when dealing with other people. You know, like she does. Continue reading
Hmmmm… image source: books.simonandschuster.com
Oh Bethenny Frankel… I can’t quit you. Or decide if I like you. I used to love you, when you were the heart and soul of RHONY and were hilarious and vulnerable. Then you made a shitload of money, went (still going!) through a horrible divorce and seemed to morph into the most bitter, hateful and neurotic woman to ever grace a Real Housewives franchise. PLUS you went for Erika Jayne on last season’s RHOBH. That won you cool points with ABSOLUTELY NO ONE.
* that’s what every dude in NYC said, right Bethenny?
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh. image source: amazon.com
You guys, I bought Class with the Countess like six weeks ago and I just CANNOT. It is so effing wordy that I am actually scared of it. LOOK. Look at this chapter list!
I wonder how much twirling we are going to have to do. Sigh. image source: amazon.com
Kenya Moore. What can I say? I was so prepared to like her when she joined the cast of the Real Housewives of Atlanta, mostly just because she is so pretty and I am deeply shallow. HOWEVER, man she came in ready to PLAY and not in a good way. Considering she has feuded with basically everyone on the show (including my beloved Phaedra), she is a difficult one to root for.
I mean, I would trust this more than Kim Kardashian’s workout. image source: amazon.com
I’m going to be fully honest with y’all right now: Phaedra Parks is my favorite Real Housewife. OF ALL TIME. Seriously. I can’t get enough of her. She is the only one of my favorites who I haven’t gone lukewarm on thus far (former faves who have disappointed me include: Bethenny Frankel, Nene Leakes, Sonja Morgan, Lisa Rinna, Brandi Glanville and Tamara Judge).
we are so lucky to have a how-to book from this woman. image source: giphy.com
GUYS. Do you remember where you were on that fateful day? Of course you do. It was New Year’s Day, 2012, when the world was hit with the HUGE news story that Brandi Glanville had gotten married again.
Real Hockwives 