SO Danielle finally had her prince charming, Tom- or SO SHE THOUGHT. He had an affair after her oldest daughter, Christine was born but they got through it and after some fertility issues, Jillian was born two years later. Danielle was very rich and says that she and Tom never took out a loan for anything, including their two million dollar home. As she never actually says what Tom did for a living, I am getting shade of Giudice alllll over this. However, like everything else in this “book,” their marriage was no good. With no real explanation, Danielle got a divorce and then was completely destitute (which makes zero sense- she never mentions a pre-nup and you KNOW she would’ve it there was one). So why no alimony or child support from a man who had two million in cash to get a house? Continue reading
AND WE ARE BACK with the dramatic continuation of a soap opera come to life, Danielle Staub. Seriously, according to Danielle, anything bad or traumatic that has ever happened to anyone EVER has happened to her times ten. I am LEAVING OUT so many crazy details and STILL her story sounds so made up. Onward!
So Danielle moves with her new guy Kevin up to New Jersey to start a “new” life. Of course, this still included stripping for Danielle, because Kevin liked the money, even though he was an FBI agent. How a woman who had recently been incarcerated in Florida and pled guilty to Kidnapping and Extortion was able to just move away while on probation is beyond me, but I digress. However, after they moved, things did not go well for Dani & Kev. He became increasingly paranoid and jealous of her dancing, even though he made her do it. Continue reading
SO where were we?? Ah yes, Danielle ran away to Florida and hob-nobbed with the likes of Don Johnson and other celebrities she was too scared to name because libel. She also broke up with her boyfriend Billy after her modeling career took off and he couldn’t keep up with Danielle. She had a fling with a very famous Olympian that I pray was Bruce Jenner, although you know Danielle’s thirst wouldn’t have let her be quiet about that one. Danielle claims that Prince is the “best kisser EVA” which, can you even imagine that? I mean seriously, put that image in your mind. Continue reading
Where were you when you first heard the earth-shattering news?
If you don’t know what I am talking about, you better sit down for this one.
Teresa Giudice and Danielle Staub are friends again.