missed part one? check it out!
SO where were we? Ah yes, Kris has finally separated from Robert and the beginning of their nasty split has taken a toll on the family. Kris swears off men for approximately 0.02 seconds before her friend introduces her to Olympian Bruce Jenner. And the rest is history!
can you imagine if these were your parents? image source: giphy.com
all of this is my fault! and ray j’s! and prolly paris hilton’s. image source: giphy.com
YOU GUYS. I have to admit something… I am kind of cheating here. Kardashian Dynasty was not texted in emojis by Kylie. Or slurred in a bender mess from Lord Disick. In fact, this book wasn’t written by a Kardashian at all. For the first time in Coral and Slate history, I am reviewing a book about a reality star that isn’t actually by them (and by that, I mean that it wasn’t written by a ghost writer with the star’s name on it/permission).
Read Part One here, Part Two here & Kooking with Khloe here
this is the end… my only friend, the end. image source: eonline.com
You guys! We MADE IT! The third and final installment of Khloe and Your Brain Take Obvious Town.
Find Part One here and Kooking with Khloe here
I’ve said it 4,000 times now, but this title! I can’t get over it. image source: eonline.com
So, now our BODIES are on fleek (?) but it’s time to work on our MINDS, y’all. Because, as Khlo $$ Money (she inserts that nickname in there herself, randomly) wisely says, you can’t have a STRONG body without a NAKED I mean STRONG mind.
After I finished.. whatever the first section (read it here) of Strong Looks Better Naked is, I figured I had to make at least one recipe of Khloe’s to see if my ass would magically grow into bulbous perfection too. Plus, they are like the most basic things you have ever read. Seriously.
First, I thought I would make her “Kris Jenner” cocktail in honor of her now defunct show, Kocktails with Khloe (I accidentally wrote Kocktalks first and I think that would have made an excellent show name. Especially for a Kardashian). Hilariously, it is LITERALLY a vodka soda. With lime. And a watermelon (?) garnish.
Literally.
Real Hockwives 