man. a lotta shit has gone down since this was published.
YOU GUYS, Real Housewives of New Jersey is BACK! To celebrate, I almost re-listened to Turning the Tables, but I would rather set myself on fire than every have to deal with that mess again. SO instead, I decided to do some cooking with everyone’s favorite formerly incarcerated no brain, Teresa Giudice! Salut! Continue reading
missed Part One or Part Two? check them out!
smoorgy smorgs! image source: makeagif.com
Like the good Italian that she is, Caroline included some recipes in a pdf that came with the audiobook. Now, I was actually excited to make one of Caroline’s recipes. The women of the Real Housewives of New Jersey may be nucking futs, but I assume they can cook their crazy asses off.
Read Part One here, Part Two here & Kooking with Khloe here
this is the end… my only friend, the end. image source: eonline.com
You guys! We MADE IT! The third and final installment of Khloe and Your Brain Take Obvious Town.
Find Part One here and Kooking with Khloe here
I’ve said it 4,000 times now, but this title! I can’t get over it. image source: eonline.com
So, now our BODIES are on fleek (?) but it’s time to work on our MINDS, y’all. Because, as Khlo $$ Money (she inserts that nickname in there herself, randomly) wisely says, you can’t have a STRONG body without a NAKED I mean STRONG mind.
After I finished.. whatever the first section (read it here) of Strong Looks Better Naked is, I figured I had to make at least one recipe of Khloe’s to see if my ass would magically grow into bulbous perfection too. Plus, they are like the most basic things you have ever read. Seriously.
First, I thought I would make her “Kris Jenner” cocktail in honor of her now defunct show, Kocktails with Khloe (I accidentally wrote Kocktalks first and I think that would have made an excellent show name. Especially for a Kardashian). Hilariously, it is LITERALLY a vodka soda. With lime. And a watermelon (?) garnish.
Literally.
well played, dean. well played. image source: deansheremet.com
I never really thought too much about Dean Sheremet, arguably the classiest member of the love-rectangle debacle that was the Eddie Cibrian-LeAnn Rimes affair mess in 2009. Eddie Cibrian, of course, was married at the time to future RHOBH cast member Brandi Glanville. To make all of this just a touch sadder and more hilarious, Eddie and LeAnn met on the set of a Lifetime movie called Northern Lights. I haven’t seen that important piece of cinematic history. I think even I would find it unwatchable. And this is coming from a person who would watch Robe Lowe and Kaley Cuoco as Drew and Stacy Peterson in the Lifetime movie Drew Peterson: Untouchable on an endless loop for the rest of my life.
shouldn’t it be naked looks better strong? am I missing something? image source: eonline.com
Like most basic bitches in America, Khloe is my favorite Kardashian. She’s funny and actually seems like she’s in on the joke that is her family sometimes. I can’t even imagine what an episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians would be like without her. Just a lot of stock footage of the Hollywood sign and them making sexy faces at their phones? Barf.
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