I already want to get off.
With the Real Housewives of New York back on our airwaves after the snoozy season of Beverly Hills (did anyone else find it to be SO boring?), I figured it was time to dip my toe into the pool of crazy that is Ramona Singer, she of the crazy eyes and drunken heart.
Read Part One here, Part Two here & Kooking with Khloe here
this is the end… my only friend, the end. image source: eonline.com
You guys! We MADE IT! The third and final installment of Khloe and Your Brain Take Obvious Town.
Find Part One here and Kooking with Khloe here
I’ve said it 4,000 times now, but this title! I can’t get over it. image source: eonline.com
So, now our BODIES are on fleek (?) but it’s time to work on our MINDS, y’all. Because, as Khlo $$ Money (she inserts that nickname in there herself, randomly) wisely says, you can’t have a STRONG body without a NAKED I mean STRONG mind.
in heaven, there is no beaute. image source: bornefair.wordpress.com
YOU GUYS. I am still hard at work on finishing Strong Looks Better Naked, if only so I can understand what that title effing means, but while casually perusing the web for additional Real Housewives products, I decided to take a gander at former OC housewife Gretchen Rossi’s website. Under her label (?) Gretchen Christine, she sells basically everything you never wanted.
After I finished.. whatever the first section (read it here) of Strong Looks Better Naked is, I figured I had to make at least one recipe of Khloe’s to see if my ass would magically grow into bulbous perfection too. Plus, they are like the most basic things you have ever read. Seriously.
First, I thought I would make her “Kris Jenner” cocktail in honor of her now defunct show, Kocktails with Khloe (I accidentally wrote Kocktalks first and I think that would have made an excellent show name. Especially for a Kardashian). Hilariously, it is LITERALLY a vodka soda. With lime. And a watermelon (?) garnish.
Literally.
Real Hockwives 