there’s more?! L’horreur! image source: reddit.com
YOU GUYS. I thought I was done with ol’ CLu, but there are just MORE clothes from her, ahem, “Collection” that I have to talk about. Plus, this season on RHONY, a necklace Lulu re-gifted to everyone’s second favorite Crazy Eyes, Ramotional Singer, from her Countess Collection* has been such a dramatic story line, that I thought we needed to take a second look.
“buy my shit or don’t. whatever. pass the bottle.” image source: giphy.com
Oh, Countess LuAnn. You are truly the gift that keeps on giving. After ditching her holier than thou attitude post-divorce from the Count, LuAnn’s weird reemergence as a hard-partying sixth-year senior (who is not going to graduate this semester, no matter what her bitch stepmom says) who is so clearly OVER it all is AMAZING. I mean, her music career alone! I could listen to “Money Can’t Buy You Class” on an endless loop forever and be so so happy.
Missed part one? You can read it here
I’m ready to get of the Ramona coaster now, please. image source: promogif.com
So where were we? Ah yes, Ramona gets to now tell us how to stay fit and look young forever, like her. Well, she actually doesn’t tell us how she does it, just that she does. She literally has Sports Illustrated-esque photos of herself in a bikini which she captions “my fit body.” I would love to share them here but Ramona Singer, Age 56 seems like one litigious lady. I mean, she does look great, but…
I already want to get off.
With the Real Housewives of New York back on our airwaves after the snoozy season of Beverly Hills (did anyone else find it to be SO boring?), I figured it was time to dip my toe into the pool of crazy that is Ramona Singer, she of the crazy eyes and drunken heart.
Real Hockwives 