I Suck at Relationships: Part Three

missed parts one and two?  check ’em out!

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pretty please? image source: tamaratattles.com

Like the third installment of a reunion from RHONY, we are almost to the end, y’all.  When we left off, Bethenny was telling us to get a life and be a well-rounded person, but on for yo’ mans.  Next, she goes through relationship milestones and how to measure where you stand with your guy.  Which, again, is one part makes sense to two parts crazy.  Which, essentially, is a skinnygirlfriend recipe.

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I Suck at Relationships: Part Two

missed part one? check it out here!

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just your average girls night out in your 40s! image source: perezhilton.com

SO where were we?  Ah yes, Bethenny was telling us to keep our emotions in check and act calm and rational when dealing with other people.  You know, like she does. Continue reading

I Suck at Relationships: Part One

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Hmmmm… image source: books.simonandschuster.com

Oh Bethenny Frankel… I can’t quit you.  Or decide if I like you.  I used to love you, when you were the heart and soul of RHONY and were hilarious and vulnerable.  Then you made a shitload of money, went (still going!) through a horrible divorce and seemed to morph into the most bitter, hateful and neurotic woman to ever grace a Real Housewives franchise.  PLUS you went for Erika Jayne on last season’s RHOBH.  That won you cool points with ABSOLUTELY NO ONE.

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