Kardashian Dynasty: Part Five

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So, Rob Kardashian has dipped out on the family and for once, this doesn’t seem to be manufactured drama for Keeping up with the Kardashians.  He basically deleted his social media accounts, which were a big part of his income (due to shilling all of the stuff that all reality people seem to: detox teas, teeth whiteners, protein powders, etc).  Shockingly, Rob even stopped appearing on the show.  The family still mentioned him regularly, but usually just to comment on how sad his situation was.  His anger at Kim seemed to be the only thing Rob put out in public periodically.

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watch out, neil patrick harris.  kim kardashian is coming for youuuuu. image source: people funny.com

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Kardashian Dynasty: Part Four

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So Kim filed for divorce after a scant 72 days and the public response was… harsh.  Everyone from Jon Hamm to Reese Witherspoon threw shade at Kim and her family for the lack of “reality” in all of their ventures.

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snl’s nasim pedrad as kim was fantastic. image source: azcentral.com

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Kardashian Dynasty: Part Three

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So it’s 2004 and Paris Hilton is EVERYWHERE.  After “someone else” leaked her sex tape with Rick Soloman (who was once married to Pamela Anderson, the queen of the celeb sex tape), Paris became famous for being famous.  She and her BFF Nicole Richie starred in the reality show The Simple Life, and young girls everywhere started wanting ridiculously short skirts, super deep tans and for all of their brain cells to disappear.

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god I love how tacky the early aughts were. image source: giphy.com

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