* that’s what every dude in NYC said, right Bethenny?
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh. image source: amazon.com
You guys, I bought Class with the Countess like six weeks ago and I just CANNOT. It is so effing wordy that I am actually scared of it. LOOK. Look at this chapter list!
there’s more?! L’horreur! image source: reddit.com
YOU GUYS. I thought I was done with ol’ CLu, but there are just MORE clothes from her, ahem, “Collection” that I have to talk about. Plus, this season on RHONY, a necklace Lulu re-gifted to everyone’s second favorite Crazy Eyes, Ramotional Singer, from her Countess Collection* has been such a dramatic story line, that I thought we needed to take a second look.
“buy my shit or don’t. whatever. pass the bottle.” image source: giphy.com
Oh, Countess LuAnn. You are truly the gift that keeps on giving. After ditching her holier than thou attitude post-divorce from the Count, LuAnn’s weird reemergence as a hard-partying sixth-year senior (who is not going to graduate this semester, no matter what her bitch stepmom says) who is so clearly OVER it all is AMAZING. I mean, her music career alone! I could listen to “Money Can’t Buy You Class” on an endless loop forever and be so so happy.
Real Hockwives 